From the Dept of BS: Chain Letter - teh History Mystery

DISCLAIMER: This was a Chain Letter (from the Dept of BS) that was sent to my eMail. No I'm not a Conspiracy Buff (NUT) but at the least this is entertaining. So I thought y'all may also find it just as entertaining. As to it's accuracy, well it from the internet and all supposed "facts" should be taken with a grain of salt ... If so inclined better check em against ANY credible source because I don't believe them. In fact I don't believe any of it ... Besides I don't have a US Twenty to check out this BS myself. If anything up your "Humor Meter" a few points

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teh History Mystery


           


Have a history teacher explain this ... if they can


                 


A braham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in theWhite House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

           

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

             


Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.


Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.


Who Figured this stuff out?

Incredible

1) Fold a NEW $20 bill in half...

         

2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below

   

3) Fold the other end, exactly as before

           

4) Now, simply turn it over...

       


What a coincidence!

A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!

Coincidence? You decide

As if that wasn't enough ...
Here is what you've seen ...
Firstly The Pentagon on fire ...

     


Then The Twin Towers

     


... And now . look at this!

     


Triple Coincidence on a Simple $20 Bill

Disaster - Pentagon
Disaster - Twin Towers
Disaster - Osama

It gets even better

9 + 11 = $20!

Creepy huh!?!