Sometimes I can't believe the things people say. I work in a pharmacy and we get all kinds of nutty customers (as you might expect). I've heard some things said that just make my brain want to explode sometimes, but this one was just plain funny. A woman drops off her prescription for a stool softener (Senokot). The dose had been increased since the last script, so she was out of pills sooner than to be expected. Initially, her insurance denied the claim to be paid again citing "Refill Too Soon" because of the increased use. When she was told this, she immediately got upset and defensive, then shouted "How the Hell am I going to poop now?!" A quick call to her insurance company got the situation resolved, but in few lines of work could you hear that sentence uttered and not just want to laugh.
Nice, I hear alot of wierd stuff to, although the current business I own is in used parts and the general customer I get is Joe-Bob the toothless cave junctionite who asks about getting a used piston! Makes my head hurt sometimes.